Friday, July 18, 2008

Samir Kuntar and Gomez Adams: Separated at Birth?

What does child-killing terrorist Samir Kuntar and deeply demented Adams Family patriarch Gomez Adams have in common? A mere glance at the two of them, side by side, confirms the theory that perhaps these two gleeful ghouls were, in fact SEPARATED AT BIRTH!
The tragic phemonenon of being separated at birth affords lay socioligists the opportunity to opine as to whether "nature vs. nurture" is dominant in our DNA. Obviously Gomez Adams turned out far more well-adjusted than his unfortunate brother. Gomez was raised by witches, warlocks, ghosts and various members of the "undead" while Samir was raised by Moslem parents in Lebanon. Clearly Gomez got a better deal.

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